smell something 。 。 。illegal? You know; I was a teenager once; too?not so long ago!?
Nate was still waving his hands frantically when Babs emerged from the top of the stairs。 A sly
smile spread across her wrinkled; slightly sun…burnished face。 Her dyedred hair was pulled back in
a sloppy ponytail。 A halo of auburn frizz puffed out around her forehead。
?There you are。? Babs sighed。 ?Didn?t you hear me calling for you??
Nate shook his head; suddenly very concerned about how stoned he was。
?Well;? she continued; strolling toward him; past the piles of cardboard boxes and all the old toys
and junk that she and the coach had stored up there。 ?You know what my husband said: while he?s
out of town; you?remine。 ?
?Y…y…yeah;? stammered Nate。 Coach was away at some lacrosse conference in Maryland for the
week; probably learning new techniques in torturing high school boys。 Nate was suddenly
panicked he hadn?t pletely put out the joint。 Were his pants going to catch fire?
Yikes。
?The thing is; Nate;? Babs went on; idly tracing the handle…bars of a rusted Schwinn bike that
was hanging from the ceiling; ?I need a hand。 Do me a little favor; will you??
??Course。? he nodded。 ?That?s what I?m here for。?
?Well; this particular favor might be outside of your regular job description;? she admitted。 ?But
if you?d be so kind as to help me out; maybe I won?t mention anything about the fact that my attic
smells like a Grateful Dead concert。 What do you say??
What can you say to blackmail?
?I?m 。 。 。 I?m sorry;? Nate stumbled。 ?It won?t happen again。?
Babs laughed。 ?You can?t possibly expect me to believe that。? She smiled; pushing past the
upside…down bike toward Nate; who was still hunched by the window。 ?But never mind。 I need a
hand; and you?ve got two。? She took his now…callused hands in hers; examining them。 ?Two very
capable; strong hands。?
Nate wondered if he shouldn?t warn Coach that his kids might not look like him for a reason:
Babs had probably bagged every grocery boy who?d bagged her groceries!
?What can I do for you?? he asked; trying to sound cheerfully polite; although he heard his voice
warble in pure stoned terror。
Babs dropped his hands and undid the top button on her pink cotton shirt。 ?I decided to get a little
surprise for the coach。? She undid another button。
?I see;? Nate replied evenly。 And he did see: some very impressive cleavage; and nary a tan line;
thanks to her after…noon regimen of topless sunbathing。
Nice。
?I decided to get a little tattoo。? She giggled; undoing the last button on her shirt and letting it
slide off her shoulders and onto the floor。 ?Just a little something for the coach to discover when
he gets home。?
?Great。? He nodded。Eye contact; eye contact; eye contact。
?But I?ve got to take special care of it;? she whispered huskily; turning her back to Nate to reveal
a tiny tattoo of a butterfly; its green wings spread across the burnished leather of her lower