小说园

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Um；　maybe　because　he　was　kind　of　a　geek　himself？

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hey　people！

Just　when　you　thought　it　couldn？t　get　any　hotter；　the　thermometer　rises　another　ten　degrees。　Or

maybe　that？s　just　my　puter？it？s　practically　overheating　from　your　steamy　e…mails！　It　seems

people　are　responding　to　the　temperature　by　shedding　clothes　and　getting　wet　。　。　。　and　giving　the

whole　neighborhood　a　show。

What　in　tarnation　am　I　talking　about　now？　Well；　we　all　know　that　in　the　Hamptons；　you　can？t

throw　a　stone　without　hitting　someone　you　know　（like　it？s　any　different　in　Manhattan？！）　Here；

though；　we　have　actual　yards　and　fences。　Crazy　concept；　huh？　Rows　upon　rows　of　hedges

separating　the　fabulous　and　beautiful　from　the　fabulous　and　beautiful。　They　say　good　fences　make

good　neigh…bors；　so　we　should　all　stay　strictly　within　our　own　property；　I　suppose。　But　what　if

your　neighbor　is　hot　and　occasionally　naked？　This　is　all　a　hypothetical；　of　course。　。　。　。　I　don？t

actually　know　of　anyone　who　skinny…dips　in　their　pool　and　then　invites　the　neighbors　for　a　visit。

But　I？ve　been　hearing　rumors　about　and　doing　just　that；　and　you　know　those　girls　are　always

setting　trends。　You　heard　it　here　first：　time　for　that　fence　to　e　down；　people。　Screw　fences。

Good　neighbors　make　good　fun。

So　hello　neighbor　boys；　e　and　find　me。　I？m　lying　out　by　my　pool；　enjoying　my　own　form　of

AC：　alcoholcollege　boys。　Yawn。　Just　another　day　at　the　office。

Q：？

Dear　GG；

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I　know　I　should　be　out　there　at　the　beach　with　the　rest　of　civilized　society；　but　I？m　unfortunately

trapped　in　the　city　forsummer　school。　Who　knew　they　were　really　so　serious　aboutthat　whole

attendance　policy　thing？　Anyway；　I？m　freaking　dyingover　here；　it？s　so　hot。　Help！

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？Sweltering　in　the　City

A：？

Dear　SITC；

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Poor　thing。　Sounds　like　you　could　use　your　own　doppelganger　right　now！　But　if　that？s　not　an

option；　here　are　some　quick　fixes　to　stay　cool　in　the　city：

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1）　Find　your　nearest　rooftop　pool。　If　you　don？t　have　a　friend　withher　own　（or　if　she？s　out　of　town

too）；　try　Soho　House　or　theHotel　Gansevoort。　If　you？re　really　desperate；　buy　yourself　a　kiddie